"I Use This To Dry My Penis" Small towel
13" × 13" / White
$15.00
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$15.00
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A cheeky, playful face towel that brings bold humor to the bathroom or gym bag. Lightweight with a soft, absorbent cotton back and a vivid printed polyester front, it dries quickly and keeps its shape wash after wash. The one-sided design features large, unapologetic typography that reads like a private joke — great for someone who loves a bit of irreverent fun in everyday items. Use it to wipe hands, dab sweat after a workout, or leave it out to spark a laugh among friends. It’s small and portable, ready to travel from the gym to the housewarming linen drawer with a wink.
Product features
- Polyester front for vibrant, long-lasting print
- Cotton back for quick absorbency and soft feel
- Lightweight and soft to the touch
- One-size 13" x 13" (33 x 33 cm), easy to carry
- One-sided print with bright, crisp colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
"I Use This To Dry My Penis" Small towel
$15.00
Sale price
$15.00
Regular price
Product features
- Polyester front for vibrant, long-lasting print
- Cotton back for quick absorbency and soft feel
- Lightweight and soft to the touch
- One-size 13" x 13" (33 x 33 cm), easy to carry
- One-sided print with bright, crisp colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean